Who Is The Prime Minister of India?

QuizMaster Derek O'Brien at KBC

AB : Who is the Prime Minister of India? Your options are.....

DOB: Sir I Can tell it without having options

AB: yes, yes I know you are quizmaster yourself...still I want your answer for my computer....

DOB : It's simple. Mamata Banerjee.

AB: Are you sure? 

DoB: Absolutely. 

AB: Please think over it, I thnk...

DoB: Keep your thinking with you. It's Mamata Banerjee.

AB: Ok. Ok could you please share your thought with us?

DoB: You know Mamata Banerjee has the most numbers in UPA govt. 

AB: But I think it's congress....

DoB: Didn't I tell you to keep your thought with you? Which is bigger Congress or T-r-i-n-a-m-o-o-l Congress..simple Mathematics!

AB: Oh! yes yes. please carry on

DoB: Besides in last West Bengal Assembly CPM had 235 seats and TMC had 30 seats then too didn't didi call the shots? Now too if didi doesn't want....

AB: Ok Ok ! Toh lock kiya jaye?

DoB: What lock? We have the key! You can't lock us rather if we want we can lock anyone or everyone...

AB: Ok but I mean.......

DoB: What is there in what you mean? Who are you to mean....People meant it was didi's health department's inefficiency that 5/6 children died in WB Govt Hospitals but we let people meant that it was CPM who are responsible for that.

AB: That's nice, but we read in newspaper it was 50odd children.....

DoB: Do you believe more in newspaper than my words?

AB: Certainly not sir, What I say is should I ask the computer to lock your answer?

DoB: Absolutely. If it become wrong then it's definitely CPM's conspiracy

AB: I hope you are right

DoB: Any way you have to give me winning cheque...

AB: How's it?

DoB: What you mean? Didn't I mention didi's name in this programme?

AB: Yes you did, but how that....

DoB: Didnt you know whenever didi's name is there she gets that much. Before 2011 assembly election in West Bengal didi's "paintings" with her signature auctioned and Industrialists queued to get that signed "paintings" for crores! Do you have any doubt about didi's name?

AB: Absolutely no doubt. Well computerji, please yeh jawaab ko lock kiya jaye!

Computer get hanged up! 

DoB: Didn't I tell you before it was CPM's conspiracy not to see Mamata Banerjee as Prime Minister of India?

AB: Yes you did say.

DoB: Didn't you say you have no doubt about it?

AB: Yes I also said that.

DoB: Then I proved right. Didn't I?