Revealed: The real reason behind Kingfisher Airlines’ fall from grace
Different quarters attribute different reasons for Kingfisher Airlines’ lack of profitability that has caused them to beg the government to bail them out. Vijay Mallya blames the government for high taxes. Other businessmen blame Vijay Mallya for whining without understanding how a free market works. And so on. The real reason is however right under everyone’s noses.
As Deepika dated Yuvi, his form dropped drastically, forcing people to question his cricketing abilities. But at least he had Deepika...
Er.. not for long, as it turned out. Deepika went on to romance Ranbir, whose towel promptly dropped along with Saawaria's fortunes at the box office...
Er.. that ended too. Deepika now went on to date the dashing Siddharth Mallya... Love was in the air... but uh.. Kingfisher isn't about to be in the air too long
What should Vijay Mallya do now?
(Based on a wisecrack floating around on Facebook)
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