Digvijay Singh and Vijay Mallya to launch Digvijaya-Kingfisher Calendar
Digvijay and Kingfisher models will now jointly flaunt their respective wares
“Since both of us peddle kitsch – titillating calendars to help sell more Beer in case of Vijay Mallya and asinine comments to help push through a dubious political agenda in my case – we felt there was lot of scope to collaborate on a joint project. So to reach out to our base, we are releasing the joint ‘Digvijaya-Kingfisher’ Calendar.
Each page will have one of my famous quotes to reflect the mood of the calendar month and a titillating spread from the UB stables, shot by Atul Kasbekar. This will help place my quotes in perspective and enable the public to draw the right inferences. “ said a beaming Digvijay Singh to reporters.
Deepika Padukone who released a sneak preview version of the calendar was elated “I thought only Bollywood and IPL provided entertainment value but Digvijay ji has shown that politics can be fun too. I am gonna start following Diggy on twitter now and retweet his quotes to my Bollywood pals”
The Digvijaya-Kingfisher calendar - Month of May
The Digvijaya-Kingfisher calendar - Month of June
The Digvijaya-Kingfisher calendar - Month of July
Who is Digvijay?
Nobody in India dare to ask!
And Who is Dr. Vijay?
Again Stupid Question!
Richard Branson(Virgin Airlines Boss), Hugh Hefner(Playboy Boss), Amartya Sen(Nobel laureate Economist), Steve Jobs(Apple Boss), Warren Buffet(investment wizard).......ALL PUNCHED IN AN INDIAN BOTTLE,sorry,we mean, SOUL CALLED Dr. Vijay!
His plus point: This master flamboyant is also master of how to never-pay-loan money!
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